Alfred E Bush

Thanks to Tina for sending this treasure.

“Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,” Says General

The Onion:

Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.

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An Administration Of Acronyms: Can You Spell F U B A R

That’s SIIC — or Is It?

By Al Kamen Washington Post Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The administration is engaged in a never-ending struggle over acronyms. Loop Fans may recall that senior officials a couple of years ago wanted to stop talking about a Global War on Terrorism, the GWOT or […]

Immediate Release: Crawford Texas

CRAWFORD, TX: A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been completely destroyed.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated as he had almost finished

coloring […]

King George Sings The Same Tune Over And Over

Thanks to: Chairmen of the Board – Give Me Just A Little More Time : .

George Bush CHORUS:

CHORUS: Give me just a little more time And our love will surely grow Give me just a little more time And our love will surely grow

1: Life’s too short to make a […]

Mr.TB Asks Forgiveness As Dr. Death Set For Release …

Oh what a beautiful set of headlines – Doctor vs. Patient juxtaposition …

TB patient: ‘I hope they forgive me’

Fugitive TB patient asks for forgiveness

TB patient Andrew Speaker ‘sorry’ for exposure risks

TB patient Andrew Speaker can run but he cannot hide

Kevorkian to be released from prison

Jack […]

Republicans Showing Reason? – Oh My!

I have to give the Right Wing Blog “ToTheRight.Org“, credit for recognizing a threat and exposing it.

Sam Brownback Campaign Denies The Holocaust

When we first took U.S. Sen. Sam Brownback and his campaign blogger to task earlier this week, his supporters came back with a strange response about preaching and getting […]

Creationists spend $27 Million to cripple children’s minds!

We must honor the millions of funda-mental-ists who contributed to the new Family Sized Creationist Museum. Their byline: PREPARE TO BELIEVE! Breaking news: Adam and Eve frolicked with the dinosaurs!

The Creation Museum, opening May 28, 2007, presents a “walk through history.” Designed by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, this state-of-the-art 60,000 […]

Religious Groups Reap Federal Aid for Pet Projects

Thank you NY Times for another insight, By DIANA B. HENRIQUES and ANDREW W. LEHREN.

So, I am a religion, I hire lobbyists, I sneak Perks to Pricks, I am now ‘earmarked’ for a load of taxpayer money. Not a bad arrangement!

Bush No Plans To Remove Head From Current Position

WASHINGTON, DC—Though critics have argued that he does not understand the futility of his current situation, President Bush announced today that he has no plans to remove his head from its current position.

I laughed so hard I just had to share. Link to read full article The Onion

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