I met Dubya, he did his noodle – “what a pain it is to have the American President.”

GEORGE BUSH was in a good mood yesterday as he helped himself to his buffet lunch.

“Oh, you people are recording my every move here, aren’t you?” he drawled. “I tell you what, I’ll help you out. Here’s your first sentence. ‘The President takes a spoon …”‘

“In your right hand or your […]